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  • Body:

    Let's go to sleep.

  • Brain:

    I wonder if I'll ever have kids?

  • Would that be hypocritical?

  • Would I be a good dad?

  • Isn't it kind of sketchy to pay someone to hang out with you for 18 years?

shroomley:

perchesonthesoul:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

I….didn’t get it… for much longer than I will admit…

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 20 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Before I even read anything I saw the picture of the fork in the outlet and thought “OOPS!”

(Source: theothermayor)

shroomley:

trancidwisetrav:

mitunas-choice-rump:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

I still can’t see it right

It’s a giant squirrel. 

Do you see it? It took me like 4 minutes easy to finally get it. What looks like the ground is actually the top of the brick wall in the background as it turns toward the camera.

Holy shit. Thank you.

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