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Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

two words:

school

hallways

  • student:

    can i borrow a pencil

  • teacher:

    i don't know, CAN you?

  • student:

    yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

thehiddenshallows:

lisaquestions:

nevver:

Free Speech

Alt text from xkcd:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.

You never defend an opinion with free speech itself, only your right to express it. You defend the opinion itself with reasoning.

  • Body:

    Let's go to sleep.

  • Brain:

    I wonder if I'll ever have kids?

  • Would that be hypocritical?

  • Would I be a good dad?

  • Isn't it kind of sketchy to pay someone to hang out with you for 18 years?

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